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xaxian wrote:no coment.....

ko ni ar..
mcm mane malaysia nak maju...
ko asek no comment jerk..

ye la tu, sume thread asik no komen jek, takkan la minda ko takleh nak bgerak ke hadapan sket, hahaha..

minda bgerak ke hadapan????

ko tgk, bile minda ko masih ditakuk lame, gini la jadinye xaxian, hahaha..

hihihi...
bukan main suka ko BohemianRhapsody99...
nanti aku coment jadi kontroversi...
huhuhu...
lebih baik ckp no coment...
hehehe....
mcm artis la katakan....
hahaha.....

bila berjanji mesti dikotakan,
baru berkat hidup kita,
org lama jangan dilupakan,
kerana org lamalah majunya kita....

hahaha...
ko ingat ko artis ker???
sikit2 no komen..
macam si saiful gay tuh...

Uncle wrote:hahaha...
ko ingat ko artis ker???
sikit2 no komen..
macam si saiful gay tuh...

jadi saiful tuh boleh...
tapi yg GAY tuh ko ambik...
simpan bebaik...
huhuhu...

sungguh sopan adap melayu,
minta jalan tompang lalu,
jangan suka tuduh melulu,
gunakan akal berfikir dahulu...

lemah btol la aku, siap bpantun2 lg..

entah mane die cari pantun2 tu..
dari web mane ntah...tetibe pandai berpantun lak..
weh bukak topic " mari berpantun" ler sane...

tu la pasal, mane tah die curik sume tuh, dari website karam singh walia kot..

weh2...
aku bina sendiri ar pantun2 tuh semua...

kemas sungguh ikatan bata,
luka yang lama kembali bernanah,
jangan pandang sebelah mata,
nanti diri sendiri terasa hina....

huhuhu...

huhu...
kenapa dah lame aku tak masuk dah byk pantun yang wujud ni..
pelik2..

huhuhu.....

salam..
cam bez je berpantun..

mak memasak bersopan santun
memasak lauk ikan kelah
kalu tuan puan pandai bpantun
apalagi silakan lah..

aku tak reti berpantun ler...
papepun mari berpantun kat thread Mari Berpantun

thread mari menuntun ada tak??

haha.. aku nak jadi elite lar..

Bobbey wrote:thread mari menuntun ada tak??

haha.. aku nak jadi elite lar..

ko nak jadi elite???
ko kena datang latihan dulu...
n penuhkan ruang2 kupon...
hihihi....

yeke? dulu aku duk perindu gile khinzir kene kumpul kupon, padahal tak payah pun, dorg ni menipu jela, takde effect ape2 pun.. ape2 pun, jati lg best, hehehe..

huhu..
umah sewa lagi best...

idup NR!!

mmg, NR mmg best, hehehe..

time aku duk jati dulu, leh kate hampir tiap malam aku gi uptown dgn geng2 aku, dkt 10moto gerak skali, bile sampai balik kat jati, msti gate tu suku je tbukak, pakgad da btenggek kat gate, nak tulis name kitorg, hahaha, tapi tak dpt la, kol 12 sharp kitorg masuk..

hahaha...

tau takpe.. best gile time duk kat jati..

dekat ngan bustand.. nak gi mane2 pon senang... ada byk tempat makan..

haah, aku gi pkns pun jalan kaki jek, hehehe..
tapi meranti syok gak, lagi2 skang ni nek rapid, rapid wait belah meranti, dulu bus uitm yg nak masuk dlm wait dak2 kat belah jati..

huhu..

aku dh tak tau sgt pasl bas2 ni.. tapi happening la dok kat seks 2..

seks 7 serabut sgt ar... pening kepala aku.

serabut2 pun awek ramai woo duk sek7, umah2 baru la katekan..

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, 'I'll give you a $100 if you let me
screw you. But the girl said NO.'

Johnny said, 'I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up.'

She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
pants down.'

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.

She responded, 'The bastard used coins!'


p/s: Moral of da stori, korang pk sndirik..